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Weird, Crude, Funny, and Nude: The Bible Exposed (in English)
Tom French (Author)
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Weird, Crude, Funny, and Nude: The Bible Exposed (in English) - Tom French
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Synopsis "Weird, Crude, Funny, and Nude: The Bible Exposed (in English)"
Ultimate fighting bears, a fat king who poops himself, zombies, donkey “bits”, and a fart.These are not the things you’d expect to find in the Bible, but they’re all there. If you thought the Bible was dull, think again. This is your chance to discover all the parts of the Bible they don’t teach you in Sunday school - but probably should. Weird, Crude, Funny, and Nude is a hilarious, Christ-centered, and somewhat inappropriate look at some of the least known and discussed parts of the Bible for those of us who think nudity, poop, and farts are funny.Outline:Chapter One - Angel Lovin' – Genesis 6:1-4Chapter Two - Drunk Noah’s Post-Cruise Party - Genesis 9:18-21Chapter Three - Balaam’s Talking Ass – Numbers 22:21-41Chapter Four - The Problem of Ball Grabbing - Deuteronomy 25:11-12Chapter Five - The Fat, the Poo, and the Left-Handed Man - Judges 3:12-30Chapter Six - David and the Foreskins - 1 Samuel 18:20-30Chapter Seven - Elisha and the Ultimate Fighting Bears - 2 Kings 2:23-25Chapter Eight - The Only Fart in the Bible - Isaiah 26:16-19Chapter Nine - Ezekiel the Poo Chef - Ezekiel 4:1-17Chapter Ten - Ezekiel’s Porn - Ezekiel 23:19-21 Chapter Eleven - Matthew’s Zombies - Matthew 27:51-53Chapter Twelve - Mark’s Nudie Run - Mark 14:48-52Chapter Thirteen - The Teleporter and the Eunuch – Acts 8:26-40Chapter Fourteen - Paul’s Killer Preaching - Acts 20:7-12Chapter Fifteen - Paul’s Cutting Comments - Galatians 5:12
