The Insult Coloring Book for Grownups: A SAFE for Work Sweary Words Coloring Book (in English)
Synopsis "The Insult Coloring Book for Grownups: A SAFE for Work Sweary Words Coloring Book (in English)"
30 Carefully Crafted Insults To Color for Any Occasion Each coloring page is printed on a separate sheet to avoid bleed through Thumbnail image pages give you a quick look at each image and a definition of each insult Each insult is designed with floral, paisley, swirling backgrounds or characters and scenes Each Coloring Page is Designed for Fun, Relaxation, and Stress Relief Includes both insult definitions with sample sentences and bonus coloring pages that can be used as greeting cards Three levels of coloring expertise design to ensure drawings for every skill level Safe to color at work or at home Insults taken from Shakesperean, Middle English and modern day street slang The Perfect Insult for When Typical Swear Words Just Won't Do! Whether you need a more profound set of words to convey your disgust and displeasure to someone or are in an environment where a well placed fbomb won't quite do the job, The Insult Coloring Book for Grownups will fill your needs. - 30 Original Insult Designs - Single-Sided Pages - Includes Definitions and Sample Sentences - Sized to frame at 8.5 x 11" - Safe to color at work - Includes drawings for every coloring skill level - Includes bonus pages suitable for use as greeting cards No matter where you are, or who you need to insult, The Insult Coloring Book for Grownups will have just the right insult for the occasion. Why call someone a common name when you can express so much more with an insult like "Bawdy, Toad-Spotted Strumpet" or a "Stunted, Vain Codpiece"? And what can be more fun than watching their face turn beet red as they struggle to top your well-delvered insult with a mere, everyday fbomb? Coloring a nicely worded insult can be the ultimate stress-reliever after a day spent with that gross, ugly, beer-bellied jerk who occupies the desk next to you. WARNING: While this book is safe for work from a coloring perspective, it may not be safe for work if you use these insults on management. Calling your boss a Reeking, Bloated Boar Pig COULD get you fired. Instructions for Use: Sit back, think of the person or situation that annoyed you most in your day, find the insult that best expresses your disgust and start coloring that page with your choice of markers, pencils or crayons. May be used on breaks at work, or in front of children and mothers-in-law.
