Synopsis "Everything Cool About Bankers (in English)"
EVERYTHING COOL ABOUT BANKERS Bankers. You've gotta love 'em. Over-privileged coked-up nitwits who gamble away your pension and plunge the nation into financial crisis, before taunting any public sector worker they ever see because they've never had a million pound bonus. Here then, we detail, every single thing that's cool about bankers, which, for the avoidance of doubt, is absolutely nothing. Featuring a real introduction and chapter headings, a nice glossy 'city boy's pink shirt' coloured cover, and in between all that, 67 blank pages, it's the ideal gift for that annoying banker friend of yours, or indeed every single person in the world who resents him and all his mates. So, sit back, relax, and chuckle your way (quickly) through a modern day classic that's deliciously empty. "As empty as a banker's soul". GUARDIAN "Buy. Buy. Sell. Sell. No - just buy". TIMES "Like the author, I was lost for words." WILL MORAN, AUTHOR, LIKE YOUR FRIENDS Other EMPTY BOOKS include: THE ENCYLOPAEDIA OF MALE USEFULNESS THE INTEGRITY OF PIERS MORGAN THE WIT AND WISDOM OF JEREMY CLARKSON THE COMPLETE GUIDE TO EVERYTHING GREAT ABOUT THE DAILY MAIL MANCHESTER UNITED: THE TROPHY CABINET STORY 2014- 2050 ANN WIDDECOMBE: EVERYTHING I KNOW ABOUT SEX THE COMPLETE GUIDE TO THE VERY BEST OF STOKE GOOD REASONS TO VOTE CONSERVATIVE THE POINT OF KATIE HOPKINS GOOD REASONS TO SUPPORT CHELSEA BORIS JOHNSON: EVERYTHING I KNOW ABOUT THE REAL WORLD
