Synopsis "A Pessimist Guide To Survive Everyday Life: Young Confucius (in English)"
Are you a pessimist? Does the everyday jumping thru hoops just make you want to puke? Does smiling and faking it for strangers make you cringe? Or maybe you are a borderline optimist that needs a little daily clarification. Either way this book is for you. Your daily dose of reality to make you laugh, think and take account of your life. A how to guide of questions and answers to help you maneuver through everyday of your hectic life. Open up to any page, in this guide, and it should apply to you. The words may be interpreted directly or indirectly. Read it through from front to back or read it in reverse. Place it on your coffee table, toiletry or desk. Put it in your bag when your in need of a good, stable friend. This book is for anyone that has never read a book. This book is for the bestselling connoisseur snob. This book is for the "how to" students of life and everyone else in between. The truth is what often lies deep between the cracks. It's all in how you interpret, process, enlighten and move forward. This book is your guide to the grey side. Enjoy.A note from the author. This book is a first edition print and is one of a kind. The type-o's and misspelled words are intentional. The final edits are made by hand by the author. I realize as a pessimist that you will most likely hate this. However, I challenge you to partake in some tolerance and accept what is not perfect. As a reward, I will share with you the secret recipe behind the Cocktail that is called "World". Start with a cup of insanity. Add a dash of pleasure, a pinch of pain, a shot of perseverance and a long pour of shut the fuk up. Serve in a chilled glass. Shaken, not stirred. (If you would like your copy hand signed and edited by the author please email authorjenniferholland@gmail.com). Are you a pessimist? Does the everyday jumping through the hoops of life just make you want to puke sometimes? Does smiling and faking it for strangers make you cringe? Or maybe you are a borderline pessimist that hinges on optimist and needs a little daily clarification. Either way, rest assured, this book is for you. Your daily dose of reality to make you laugh, think and take account of your life. A how to guide of questions and answers to help you maneuver through everyday hectic life. Open up to any page in this guide, and it should apply to you. The words may be interpreted directly or indirectly. Read it through from front to back or read it in reverse. Place it on your coffee table, toiletry or desk. Put it in your bag when your in need of a good, stable friend. This book is for anyone that has never read a book. This book is for the bestselling connoisseur snob. This book is for the "how to" students of life and everyone else in between. The truth is what often lies deep between the cracks. It's all in how you interpret, process, enlighten and move forward. This book is your guide to the grey side. Enjoy.
